Let's take it one thing at a time:
-Hotness - Ke$ha>Uffie (don't argue)
-"rapping" ability - tie
-Musical ability - Ke$ha>Uffie (she can actually sing)
-Guest vocal spots - Ke$ha>Uffie ("Right Round" wins over "TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY" in my book).
-Fashion sense - Ke$ha's hot-possibly-stripper wardrobe>Uffie's American Apparel-ish/general dumpy, early 70's inspired granny wear.
-Current activity - Ke$ha touring with Calvin Harris>Uffie...having "Pop The Glock" remixed by someone else to give it it's 11th life
-Promiscuity - Ke$ha>Uffie: Ke$ha has a song about fucking a DJ. Uffie actually has fucked a DJ. However, that DJ was not me and now she's married and currently expecting a child. Unfortunately, being a married mother-to-be kinda hurts your hotness scale in my book (nah, not into that).
-Random facts - Ke$ha lived in Nashville for a time (personal bias)>Uffie hates Amurrica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uffie)
See for yourself...
I think that pretty much settles it.
In other news, SOMEONE LEFT THEY EGG!!!!!!!
Spread the word.
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