As a child,

My favorite group of all time was C&C Music Factory. I ain't ashamed! Fuck you! Now, yesterday, began the "Whatever Happened To.." game and so I went on a journey. A journey, to make you sweat. Before I continue, may you rest in Peace señor Cole. En paz descanso.

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Aaaaaand the remixes!





Yeah, I know.



Don't you dare judge me!

Breaking news! little_fats reporting LIVE

Hello Ke$ha. Goodbye Uffie.

Let's take it one thing at a time:
-Hotness - Ke$ha>Uffie (don't argue)
-"rapping" ability - tie
-Musical ability - Ke$ha>Uffie (she can actually sing)
-Guest vocal spots - Ke$ha>Uffie ("Right Round" wins over "TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY" in my book).
-Fashion sense - Ke$ha's hot-possibly-stripper wardrobe>Uffie's American Apparel-ish/general dumpy, early 70's inspired granny wear.
-Current activity - Ke$ha touring with Calvin Harris>Uffie...having "Pop The Glock" remixed by someone else to give it it's 11th life
-Promiscuity - Ke$ha>Uffie: Ke$ha has a song about fucking a DJ. Uffie actually has fucked a DJ. However, that DJ was not me and now she's married and currently expecting a child. Unfortunately, being a married mother-to-be kinda hurts your hotness scale in my book (nah, not into that).
-Random facts - Ke$ha lived in Nashville for a time (personal bias)>Uffie hates Amurrica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uffie)

See for yourself...





I think that pretty much settles it.



In other news, SOMEONE LEFT THEY EGG!!!!!!!
Spread the word.

Sad Trumpet

So, we are no longer at Foobar. Anyway, thanks to them for letting us spin jams there and getting shitty drunk. The latter a huge thanks! In fact this bar is really close to my house, so I'll still be doing that there, just probably not DJ ing. Well, enough of that on to the real biz. Mixes, mixes, mixes. Coming mad soon AND while I'm at it. I guess I should mention this: I... am a member of this band. I thought you should know. Sorry if I was being deceitful. You may want to get tested.

In life...

You are either for Loverboy or against Loverboy. Choose wisely.