Tuesday, March 9, 2010

This pleases me, though not exactly a surprise

The reviews are in. Seems DJing skill, if you consider Samantha Ronson to have any, is not sexually transmitted.

Though we are talking about 2 vaginas in this case. So, it COULD still be possible in the typical male-female situation. Anyone wanna try? Eh? Eh?

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

It's like Nerdcore, except it doesn't suck balls

Cool video. Decent song. Incredibly nerdy.

But seriously people, nerdcore is fucking terrible. Awful. Just ask this guy:

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The stop... stop... stop... stopper

Rediscovering my dancehall love. Little factoid about me. These were the first two tapes, TAPES that I purchased when I was in the sixth grade. I'd be about ten or eleven


*the mac volume sound was not in the original recording.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

As a child,

My favorite group of all time was C&C Music Factory. I ain't ashamed! Fuck you! Now, yesterday, began the "Whatever Happened To.." game and so I went on a journey. A journey, to make you sweat. Before I continue, may you rest in Peace seƱor Cole. En paz descanso.


Aaaaaand the remixes!

Yeah, I know.

Don't you dare judge me!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Breaking news! little_fats reporting LIVE

Hello Ke$ha. Goodbye Uffie.

Let's take it one thing at a time:
-Hotness - Ke$ha>Uffie (don't argue)
-"rapping" ability - tie
-Musical ability - Ke$ha>Uffie (she can actually sing)
-Guest vocal spots - Ke$ha>Uffie ("Right Round" wins over "TTHHEE PPAARRTTYY" in my book).
-Fashion sense - Ke$ha's hot-possibly-stripper wardrobe>Uffie's American Apparel-ish/general dumpy, early 70's inspired granny wear.
-Current activity - Ke$ha touring with Calvin Harris>Uffie...having "Pop The Glock" remixed by someone else to give it it's 11th life
-Promiscuity - Ke$ha>Uffie: Ke$ha has a song about fucking a DJ. Uffie actually has fucked a DJ. However, that DJ was not me and now she's married and currently expecting a child. Unfortunately, being a married mother-to-be kinda hurts your hotness scale in my book (nah, not into that).
-Random facts - Ke$ha lived in Nashville for a time (personal bias)>Uffie hates Amurrica (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uffie)

See for yourself...

I think that pretty much settles it.

In other news, SOMEONE LEFT THEY EGG!!!!!!!
Spread the word.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Sad Trumpet

So, we are no longer at Foobar. Anyway, thanks to them for letting us spin jams there and getting shitty drunk. The latter a huge thanks! In fact this bar is really close to my house, so I'll still be doing that there, just probably not DJ ing. Well, enough of that on to the real biz. Mixes, mixes, mixes. Coming mad soon AND while I'm at it. I guess I should mention this: I... am a member of this band. I thought you should know. Sorry if I was being deceitful. You may want to get tested.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

In life...

You are either for Loverboy or against Loverboy. Choose wisely.