If you were out searching the countryside for purple buffalo, you'd probably have thought out your day in advance, knowing the peril that comes with hunting purple buffalo and also with the landscape and those who inhabit it. You'd probably want to have all of the right tools for the job. You can't well carry your Roland synthesizers on horseback and expect to capture and kill with great speed and stamina. You could, however, make a bunch of really tough mixtapes full of songs like this one; songs that could turn a man's blood into fire.

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Tonight. Foobar, Nashville, TN 37206

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I'm reporting from the Agency right now, in the lab Fat's is perfecting his beats. Unfortunately, Action Replay is making love on the beaches of Miami AND the Keys, so if there is any sort of law enforcement in these areas I highly advise you to arrest this man, but send him back to us. We miss him. Furthermore, Pimpdaddysupreme will be joining us this evening, he's a gem! Upon my return I will post my thoughts of the night. Perhaps we will make gold, gold I tells ya!

Until then, here's this awesome Flying Lotus video

Sweet!

we've more than doubled our readership! keep the hits coming.

We had a recording of our first show, but it was just too good to put on this silly blog. Truly you are not ready. However, pics from that show will be coming in the next few days. I want to take this moment to welcome our latest contributor, Pimpdaddysupreme. He is a good friend and mentor of mine, hopefully he'll won't try to touch your bathing suit area, but I make no promises.

SO if you live in Nashville and know how to bust a mean Juke move (or perhaps a Jit) please come to our weekly show at Foobar. Stanky Legs need not apply

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Dance music is just this endless thing... No matter where i look there's something new and exciting.

Evidence: i just busted in on some 'Kuduro,' this busy bouncy stuff coming out of Portugal by way of Angola. It's indigenous rhythms mixed with modern floor trends, its got that crowd feel you get from the Brazilian stuff but a little more chaotic, unpredictable. here's a track:

https://rcpt.yousendit.com/677768026/26e21b4c9e7a7d1fd29935cc7bd64103

I guess if they got M.I.A. on it is gonna be all over the place now so hey! cool.

OH. MY. GAWD.

This song is hot. And rump shakin' on Christmas always gives me an extra special kind of chub.

The Totally DJs blog. I dunno, why not?

Hey, I'm Spice J, welcome to the blog. Glad you're here, take your coat off. Here's the five bucks I owe you, you're a good chap. Now Stay tuned. More to come.